Comments owned by laxtyler
Nice package dude.
I will never get that hour of my life back. I hate you.
I threw up in my mouth three times.
Nothing short of pure genius.
Okay, that might just be the coolest invention i've ever seen
Holy crap that was the funniest thing I've ever seen. We friggin rule!
That's just straight up nuts.
This site rules. It could only rule more if it existed on Mucho Listo!
Here's a link right to the PS1 Warm-Up schedule/lineup: http://www.ps1.org/ps1_site/content/view/274/102/
Bahhh! The metric system is the tool of the devil. My car gets forty rods to the hogshead and that's the way I likes it!
Tattooing your bellybutton into a cat's asshole? That's just f'ed up.
hot dudes trumps hot chicks. interesting...
Not biased at all, K :)
Similar to New Jersey!? Come on dude, BETTER than New Jersey yo.
So exactly what crime took place? Did she not have sex with enough students or something?
Hey, she even has her own action figure! http://www.utongo.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/06/action%20figure.jpg
Oh no, ginandjews.com is offline!
Cohones that only a party donkey swings around.
Well done, sir.
Nothing like this dude standing in his outfit spouting off about internet neutrality. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3609OtM138c&mode=related&search= here's him on Jimmy Kimmel. What a fun guy! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsF2RUMmpqc&mode=related&search=
Oh jesus. Now he's in a music video. What a catchy song! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VrCCpaEoxI&mode=related&search=
Yeah, you gotta love a song that has the line "Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti". Did he get paid per word or something?
Neh Neh Neh Neh Neh Neh. I made you eat your parents!
Not only was the music awesome, but it came on death records! "...he made one fatal error: in a cost-cutting move, he pressed the Swiss 45s on inexpensive white vinyl that turned out to contain high levels of both lead and arsenic. Besides being toxic, the vinyl was highly unstable — the labels peeled off almost instantly, and within weeks the discs softened into a moist, turntable-clogging goo."
Something's f'ed up with the video, it keeps sticking parts of the beginning in throughout the video...
I scooped my own ears out with an ice cream scoop halfway through.
{ x } : { meat, sugar, flour } and { bacon } <: { meat } => { Chefs Tyler Likes } /\ { Paula Deen } /= {}
When NASA builds shit do they just go into an elementary school and say "What's the coolest thing you want to see us do?" And the kids are like "let's build a plane! And make it a spaceship! Yeah! And then make it have a huge arm! And... And... it will have big rockets on the side! And it will be a glider too and fly back to earth! And stop it with a big parachute! And let's make it go on top of another plane to fly it across America!" I'm surprised it doesn't transform into a giant robot at some point. I'm sure NASA considered that. I couldn't agree more! I just sent $250,000 (for visas and tickets), my passport, social security card, PIN number, credit card (for emergencies), car title, and left kidney (for her diabetic mother) off to Russia for my mail order sweetheart. She said she'll be by here ANY day now! I'm so excited! I think she was in such a rush to meet me that it looks like she forgot to send me the flight information (flight, airline, airport, day, etc - ha ha ha, she's so forgetful!), so I've been waiting at both Newark and JFK for her. I sure don't want her to have to navigate the AirTrain on her first day in America alone! Ahhhhh! To think... my true love was out there in Russia all along waiting for my romantic web page form submission on a mail order bride site! How wonderfully coincidential (to think, if I hadn't hit the Submit button, we'd both be tumbling through our lives never knowing where the missing piece was!) The torrid love afair we had over a few poorly worded emails and one passionate MSN IM conversation (nothing says I love you like a smiley!) was incredible! The passion just swept me off my feet. Why not throw caution to the wind! And when Mr. Nuffaraf, the kind civil servant who found $65 million of hidden funds from the deposed military dictator of Nigeria and who I'm helping move the money (after he uses my $15,000 to pay some guy to help, it's confusing "business" stuff he said, and I don't really understand that stuff, so I'll let him worry about the little details), pays me $10 million for my services, Natasha and I will live the perfect and most beautiful life! Like I've always dreamed! I hope she arrives soon!!!
Obviously a better solution than putting a fence or something on top of the mountain the cows keep falling off of.
I didn't get it at all. But this web page cleared it up for me: http://www.moillusions.com/2006/09/national-geographics-shadow-camels.html. That's a cool picture, even if it is of terrorist transportation.
Female of doubtful reputation?
Pretty sweet when the chimp kicks the stuffed chimp's ass. I love Japan.
I gotta say, every time I read this name I think its porn.
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