The best on the internet... double you tee eff mate?

I want to fight whoever put that damn link up there.  Thankfully I only invested 2 minutes before losing the attention span.  That slevin_listsite guy is an idiot.

Outstanding.

Lick our butt and suck on our balls.

Midland???  I run a west coast accent yo!

Hell yes we do.  Why shouldn't our boys sip on champagne under the neon glow of the interior lights before jumping out to kick down the door of some insurgent opium den?

Also, this is what gas is for... to power our 6 liter V8s baby.

This dude is a total evil douche.  No joke... total douche.

If this guy had nuclear bombs, then he would be more of a douche than Mahmoud.  Instead he profits by selling his wares to the US and then openly hates America.  He also likes to control the media in his country, etc.  Summary... douche bag.  Big one.

This guy is a champion.  He fed Hans Brix to his pet sharks and the terrorists he associates with brew up Panama Canal.

Dude - I don't know you, but you clearly have a deep knowledge of what it takes to make a legit Texas bbq joint.  Props to you for knowing what Blue Bell and Big Red are.

I'm confused... should we encourage global warming so we have more salt water to pull from the ocean for our gas tanks?  Or should we be deathly afraid that a terrorist is going to point a big satelite at the oceans and light Earth on fire? 

This is hilarious.  He wouldn't save the British children.

You suck big.  That was not as bad as squirl, squirl, squirl, monkey or whatever it was, but it sucked nonetheless.

We run this stuff at work, mainly because we are a Microsoft shop.  The majority of the people on MuchoListo seem to be Mac folks... well you can eff off!  Partnering with Microsoft is like waterskiing behind an aircraft carrier!

It is a good thing Clear Case came along, because without it, we couldn't do our job.

That's nasty.  I'm pretty sure, though, that they just take these fish and head down to the local electronics factory to feed the workers.  I'm not joking...

The space shuttle would whoop AstroTrain's ass six ways from Sunday. 

This is just a monolith to American engineering riding atop a monolith to American engineering.  The only way it could get any cooler is if they launched this bitch off of an aircraft carrier.  In fact, if they could do that, then all we would have to do is cruise around the world showing off the fact that we do in fact have the biggest dicks and there would be no war.

I would argue that the anaconda is a pansy.  Don't they wrap around stuff and squeeze them to death?  He is 14 feet long for crying out loud.

Is that what people are calling humping these days?  I guess I'm not up on the new terminology for laying pipe.  I hope I get to beat the crap out of my wife tonight!

Either Sherry went into the clink intentionally, or else she's been in their for 17 years and had no other options.

Jackie was an American Gladiator evidently.

That is ridonkulous.  I wasn't claustrophobic until about two minutes ago.  I guarantee there is a dude under their employ that fishes out the dead bodies at the end of the day.

 

Outstanding find.

Dude, I'm going to make this happen on my own this weekend!  What a brilliant freakin idea.

I have seen this movie >20 times easily.  Excellent choice.