homeboy uses linux -- guaranteed.

also you can stick them on the ends of your fingers like claws...

i challenge you to eat more than a few of these

but what's up with the new multi-color goldfish though? i guess our staple food products were not processed enough already...

these are great to sneak into sandwiches...  no joke, try it.

The slow motion really makes this.

It looks like they're all on Robotussin on some planet with strange gravity and a thicky soupy atmosphere... 

I almost can't laugh at the lady pouring the bottle of vino all over her blouse though.  I've totally done that.