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Back Groomer www.amazon.com
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For the hairy ape in every girl's life. It obviously worked really well for this guy.
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Giant Flask www.orvis.com
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Some people like to discretely slip a flask into their jacket pocket for a little nip when going out. Fortunately, for the rest of us who aren't so interested in discretion, Orvis has come to the rescue.
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Tired of seeing your accident-prone friends adorned with boring, conventional bandages? Show them that you care about their recuperation AND love of pork products with these bandages shaped like bacon strips.
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Don't you hate it when you're in the bathroom, you really need some tunes, and your iPod needs charging? Well, your wishes have been answered with the iCarta iPod Dock with Bath Tissue Holder.
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- Cost: $30.75 plus $8.50 s/h
- Count: 4 assorted glasses
- Will get broken eventually: You bet
Start up your own biergarten with this assortment of different shaped glasses, stamped with different brewery logos. Supposedly in Germany it's common practice that beer must be served in glasses stamped with the brewery's logo. But don't let that stop you, these could even give some Old World charm to that ice cold MGD Lite.
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Neodymium Magnets www.kjmagnetics.com
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- Cost: $25
- Weight: 4 oz
- Diameter: 3"
- Holding capacity: 300 lbs (!)
Who doesn't like superstrong magnets? "Not for the neodymium magnet amateur"... whatever!
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Making your own custom 3D objects is pretty dope. This site has some customizable designs or the ability to make objects completely of your own design. I'm sure things are going to start getting out of hand once the porn industry gets word of this.
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A sleeping bag for the airplane. Maybe if they made ones built for two people it would be worth the effort to first extract self from bag and then make your way to the bathroom. Or maybe they should make ones with water tight pouches. Though I can't imagine more helpless terrorist apparel: "I said put your hands up, you sleeping sack of *$@% !"
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Men were meant to enjoy the breeze, but without some pockets to store your tools, casual women's wear just isn't going to cut it. And fanny packs are a major no es bueno. But along comes the solution -- skirts with manly cargo pockets. Get this gift for your loved one, ladies, know you got the right thing, as that kiss of fresh air puts a smile on his face year round.
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Cost: $20 Pop-up book illustrating the wide variety of scenarios that cause people mind-numbing fear. Spiders, plane crashes, tornados, being in public -- it's all there in 3D folding paper. This could be a gentle way to get over your fear of clowns.
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Bubba Teeth www.getbubbateeth.com
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- Cost: $10
- Gasps and laughs: Priceless
I wore these walking down the Vegas strip and got a great mix of cruel snickers and shocked gasps. The comic potential of these is endless.
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