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Simpsons, McBane
Rainier: The film is just me in front of a brick wall for an hour and a half. It cost 80 million dollars. Jay: How do you sleep at night? Rainier: On top of a pile of money with many beautiful ladies. Jay: Just asking. Yeesh!
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Simpsons! Sports, sports, sports, sports, sports
Marge: Cheer up! So you're not good at sports: it's a very small part of life. Homer: Sports, sports, sports, sports, sports, sports, sports, sports...Marge, Bart rides up in the front seat today because he's a good guy at sports.
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Wilma: (crying) Oh, Frank, this is terrible. Ed: Don't you worry, Wilma, your husband is going to be all right. Don't you worry about anything. Just think positive. Never let a doubt enter your mind. Frank: He's right, Wilma, but I wouldn't wait until the last minute to fill out those organ donor cards. Wilma: (crying) Ed: What I'm trying to say is that, Wilma, as soon as Nordberg is better, he's welcome back at Police Squad. Frank: Unless he's a drooling vegetable, but I think that's only common sense.
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Max: Hey, George. George: So, how'd it go with Mrs. Calloway? Max: We shook hands... George: Big deal. (sarcastic) Max: And then I gave her my phone number. George: Bucken says he would already have banged her by now. Max: What?! Just tell that deformed Scottish gorilla to shut his fat face. That's my best friend's mother he's talkin about. George: I always thought thats why you picked Dirk as your chapel partner. Max: What are you, a lawyer?
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He helped Joshua fight the battle of Jericho, he helped Daniel get out the lion's den, he helped Gilligan get off the island.
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Bluto:What?! Over? Did you say over? NOTHING is over until WE decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? HELL, NO! Otter: Germans? Boon: Forget it, he's rolling.
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Frank: I told my wife I wouldn't drink tonight. Besides, I got a big day tomorrow. You guys have a great time. College Student: A big day? Doing what? Frank: Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time.
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Team America World Police
Gary: I really like you. There's no chance we can ever be together? Lisa: Only if you can promise me you'll never die. Gary: You know I can't promise that. Lisa: If you did that, I would make love to you right now Gary: I promise. I will never die.
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Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Jay: Any movie based on Jay and Silent Bob are gonna lick balls because they both, in fact, lick balls.' Motherfucker. It's time we wrote something back. Type this shit down. All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little whiny bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Mirimax fucks who is makin' this movie, we're gonna make them eat our shit, then shit out our shit, and then eat their shit that's made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. And then all you motherfucks are next. Love, Jay and Silent Bob. That'll show those fucks.
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