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File Under: Cosmetic
Hair on my scrotum What good purpose do you serve? Meet Mr. Gillette
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Clean Underwear
Skid marks. No No No. No No No No No No No. No No No No No.
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Rules #1 and #2
It's never okay to not wash your hands after using the toilet.
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Anti Bacterial Gels
Public bathroom doors Are fav'rite hangouts for germs Always bring Purell
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Gold
one lonely boogie in the corner of your nose oh, please go away
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The Number 5 Train
Rush hour, August Sardines packed in uptown train Sir, try some Speed Stick
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Flossing
Yesterday's roast beef delish in multigrain roll nasty in teeth - floss!
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