I couldn't agree more! I just sent $250,000 (for visas and tickets), my passport, social security card, PIN number, credit card (for emergencies), car title, and left kidney (for her diabetic mother) off to Russia for my mail order sweetheart. She said she'll be by here ANY day now! I'm so excited! I think she was in such a rush to meet me that it looks like she forgot to send me the flight information (flight, airline, airport, day, etc - ha ha ha, she's so forgetful!), so I've been waiting at both Newark and JFK for her. I sure don't want her to have to navigate the AirTrain on her first day in America alone!
Ahhhhh! To think... my true love was out there in Russia all along waiting for my romantic web page form submission on a mail order bride site! How wonderfully coincidential (to think, if I hadn't hit the Submit button, we'd both be tumbling through our lives never knowing where the missing piece was!) The torrid love afair we had over a few poorly worded emails and one passionate MSN IM conversation (nothing says I love you like a smiley!) was incredible! The passion just swept me off my feet. Why not throw caution to the wind!
And when Mr. Nuffaraf, the kind civil servant who found $65 million of hidden funds from the deposed military dictator of Nigeria and who I'm helping move the money (after he uses my $15,000 to pay some guy to help, it's confusing "business" stuff he said, and I don't really understand that stuff, so I'll let him worry about the little details), pays me $10 million for my services, Natasha and I will live the perfect and most beautiful life! Like I've always dreamed!
I couldn't agree more! I just sent $250,000 (for visas and tickets), my passport, social security card, PIN number, credit card (for emergencies), car title, and left kidney (for her diabetic mother) off to Russia for my mail order sweetheart. She said she'll be by here ANY day now! I'm so excited! I think she was in such a rush to meet me that it looks like she forgot to send me the flight information (flight, airline, airport, day, etc - ha ha ha, she's so forgetful!), so I've been waiting at both Newark and JFK for her. I sure don't want her to have to navigate the AirTrain on her first day in America alone!
Ahhhhh! To think... my true love was out there in Russia all along waiting for my romantic web page form submission on a mail order bride site! How wonderfully coincidential (to think, if I hadn't hit the Submit button, we'd both be tumbling through our lives never knowing where the missing piece was!) The torrid love afair we had over a few poorly worded emails and one passionate MSN IM conversation (nothing says I love you like a smiley!) was incredible! The passion just swept me off my feet. Why not throw caution to the wind!
And when Mr. Nuffaraf, the kind civil servant who found $65 million of hidden funds from the deposed military dictator of Nigeria and who I'm helping move the money (after he uses my $15,000 to pay some guy to help, it's confusing "business" stuff he said, and I don't really understand that stuff, so I'll let him worry about the little details), pays me $10 million for my services, Natasha and I will live the perfect and most beautiful life! Like I've always dreamed!
I hope she arrives soon!!!