1. Which is more, liter or gallon? gallon -- global warming is a myth.
2. Which is longer, centimeter or inch? inch -- we're bigger and know it.
3. Which is less, pound or kilogram? pound -- we don't need no wussie system just to make ourselves feel skinny, Frenchie!
4. What is one of the only two remaining countries in the world that doesn't need the metric system? America! Because we don't give a fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!
Bahhh! The metric system is the tool of the devil. My car gets forty rods to the hogshead and that's the way I likes it!