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Max: Hey, George.

George: So, how'd it go with Mrs. Calloway?

Max: We shook hands...

George: Big deal. (sarcastic)

Max: And then I gave her my phone number.

George: Bucken says he would already have banged her by now.

Max: What?! Just tell that deformed Scottish gorilla to shut his fat face. That's my best friend's mother he's talkin about.

George: I always thought thats why you picked Dirk as your chapel partner.

Max: What are you, a lawyer?